The Kingdom of Womble 5603 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.339 billion Womble 5603ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The strong Womble 5603ian economy, worth 376 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 45,152 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 291,014 per year while the poor average 2,830, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 5603's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 5603 is ranked 232,494^th in the world and 6,832^nd in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.